Tonight is the big debut of Fistpump of the Night. I would like to say that this new feature is inspired by a desire to continue to feed an eager public salivating for seconds at the daily pumping awards banquet, which is partly true, but not totally. I really just miss writing smart alec captions for photos of sports professionals fistpumping and then labeling each post with obscure references to long forgotten 90's sketch comedies. I also thinking it's really funny to say things like, "Cycling is just totally rad" and have people from Des Moines, Iowa read about it.
So without further ado:
Upon hearing that Jeremy Shockey was traded earlier this evening, NY Giants fans immediately flooded the streets to celebrate in the ways they know best- eating pizza, yelling at each other, and fistpumping.
Yo Angela! Where are my jean shorts? Wait, Shockey got traded?!? ::fistpump::Shockey may be an insufferable douche, but lets face it, Giants fans are really fistpumping because they know that with Jeremy gone things are about to get a lot more BOSS!
That's right David Diehl, you are hanging out with Kevin Boss.
That's right David Diehl, you are hanging out with Kevin Boss. Check in tomorrow for another Pump of the Night and for another addition of PumpingLate with Fistpumps.com
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