Fistpump of the Day- 2/27/09

People are so excited that fistpumps.com has returned that even Mormons are fistpump!!! This is truly amazing since this bizarre sect of folks who fell for a some guy's story that he had golden tablets buried in his backyard that only he could see normally eschews the finer pleasures of life, including Pepsi, PG-13 movies, and hip-hop dance moves. Fistpumping has always been a controversial practice for LDSers, but they seem keen on allowing their men to pump their fists when thinking about which one of their five wives they will "debut" that evening as this lad above is clearly doing.

And with that fistpumps.com 3.0 is officially no longer welcome in Utah.