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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

FISTPUMPS BREAKING NEWS: Ghanian National Team Loses Power to Fistpump...story at 11

Horrifying news this morning from the Ivory Coast at the first African Nations Football Championship Tournament . According to stunned witnesses, during the Ghana/Senegal match, a mysterious Papa Shango-like voodoo master made his way towards the pitch...

And with extraordinary and mystifying powers cast a portentous spell on the Ghanian team, which essentially vanquished them of all fistpumping abilities and replaced their urge to fistpump with the compulsion to perform the Thriller Dance...

More on this gruesome scene as it develops.

1 comments:

Michelle said...

You sir, are ridiculous. In a very excellent way.