One unfortunate thing about the extended Fistpumps.com hiatus was all the great fistpumping events that went uncovered. In an attempt to right past wrongs, I am going one week back in time and covering my favorite fistpumping event of the year. Some could argue, what I witnessed last weekend inspired me to reconnect with my inner fistpump.
The competition is broken up into three days each followed by a very public weigh-in. What makes the weigh-ins so great is the drama created by brilliant staging and the uncertainty of who caught what. One-by-one each competitor pulls his boat and trailer into the arena and onto a stage. Then, like a red-necked magician he pulls fish out of the boats' live-well and presents them to the thousands of fans in attendance like each one is Moby Dick. Unfortunately from some, they'd have better luck weighing their dicks.
The current leader gets to sit on stage in the "Hot Seat" and await the impending awkward moment when he's forced to rejoin the rest of the losers backstageAs 50 contestants watched in awe. One man, Reese Skeet, took the trophy and the memories of all who watched as he fistpumped his way out of the pack and onto the top step.






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