Poor Product Placement

As I perused the web for information and educational content this morning, I noticed arguably the greatest ad ever created...

Why would the creators of such a beautiful, artistic ad not buy space to market this amazing public notice on Fistpumps.com? I mean, seems to really hit their target market, no?

Oh right...Ticketmaster...that's about right.

At least I know there will always be a spot for me at Ticketmaster's advertising design department.