Todd Blanston Absolutely Presents...

At the request of Kutler...here's an absolute treat for you, guy...




But as I searched for today's State clip, I noticed an even greater treat...



Too bad they most likely did not pay the huge sums of money to keep the original music in the DVDs. Ala watching the Best of Chris Farley DVD and having to listen to a random synthesizer instead of Van Halen's "Beautiful Girls" during Schmitt's Gay. Rest assured, the State DVD will be part of my DVD library soon enough, however, it won't be the same without enjoying the Breeders or "No Rain" randomly during crucial moments of avant-garde 1990's sketch comedy.

I Think This Conversation Went A Little Something Like This...

JD: What's up Chief!

NS: Yo, what up you Absolute Boss!

BONUS Todd Blanston Presents...

Okay, because we are so sorry that we haven't put up a Todd Blanston in like 2 months...here's a Bonus...

This one's for you Kutler, we anxiously await your return to the Fistpumps.com staff...

Without further adieu, Todd Blanston proudly presents...'Piggy Hill'...



Happy Weekend, Everyone!

Todd Blanston Presents...

In all of the hustle and bustle of the recent fistpumping crash, we've completely neglected our weekly tribute to obscure, avant-garde mid to late 90s sketch comedy (aka Todd Blanston Presents...) Well friends, let this be an end to these most forgetful times...

Todd Blanston Presents...

From the Tom Green Show, 'Undercutters'...

Todd Blanston Presents...

From Mr. Show, 'The Audition'...

Todd Blanston Presents...

From the Upright Citizens Brigade, circa 1998, "Ass Pennies"...

Todd Blanston Presents...

From The State, "Pants"...

Todd Blanston Presents...

From Mr. Show, "Van Hammersly"...

Todd Blanston Presents...

From Mr. Show, circa 1995, The Monsters of Megaphone...

Todd Blanston Presents...

A new feature here at Fistpumps.com. Each Friday we will be treating both ourselves and you, the viewing public, to a comedic sketch of our choosing. Finally, I can combine my love of fistpumping with my love of mid 90s avant garde sketch comedy.

Today's installment comes from MTV's the State, circa 1994. Without further adieu, Todd Blanston Presents... Taco Man...



"Great tacos today, Jake!"

Fistpumping Groundhog Day

BREAKING NEWS: Italy's Antonio Cassano stepped onto the practice field today and while raising his arms to fistpump he saw his shadow! Fortunately for us, and everybody on Earth for that matter, this means that we will have an excellent summer of fistpumping to look forward to!!! So that's right folks, from now on every June 19th will be known Groundhog Day in the Fistpumps Universe. Our PR staff is busily contacting Bill Murray as we speak about a possible movie deal.

If negotiations go well with Bill, Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips (below), who is currently coaching the Itlalian National Team, will provide the soundtrack.


I can't explain what such great news this is as it appears some, such as these Russians below, were prepared to head into a pumpless summer by practicing certain unsavory maneuvers.